Hello Queen of Genovia
He wasn’t good enough for her.
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
I fuckin love celebrities
They certainly aren’t what id listen to to go to sleep
my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY
OHMYGOD IVE ONLY SEEN THE SCREENSHOT OF THIS I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW!!
*sighs for 3 years straight*
what have you done to my basket